Humor

Besides the well rumored SEX in the dirt of Lion King, the naked lady in a window of The Rescuers Down Under, and the obviously overrated goals of every princess, the creative minds at Disney have conveyed corrupted morals in their beloved movies, ruining the next generation’s last hope for reason and jus  Read More »

Here are 25 things to do during your next exam:

However, do not expect to pass the exam afterwards.

1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say “oh geez, better get cracking” and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early.  Read More »

While visiting England, George W. Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people. He asks how she knows if they’re intelligent.

“I do so by asking them the right questions,” says the Queen. “Allow me to demonstrate.”  Read More »

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?  Read More »

Anybody watch South Park? 

Well, I do. As the hippest critic of social and political capital, South Park basically satirizes anything interesting on the social or political radar-- if it's relevant, they make an episode.  Read More »

If you really want to know what I think people should do with thier guns, I think they should shove them up thier @$$ and maybe fire a few shots. After what happened in VA this week, I'm sure many will come to agree, however, I've always thought like this. Screw gun, if you want a weapon, get creative, jeez!  Read More »

Yesterday a grad from my high school visited my Government classroom. I saw the military green-and-brown splotched uniform and inwardly sighed. "Not ANOTHER one!" I thought.  Read More »

The editor's choice of photographs on Reuters is always an interesting mix of things. Today, there was one photo with a caption that really caught my attention. Here is the caption:  Read More »