Humor

So this was something I did for English class. It was roughly based off of the character summeries in the Canterbury Tales. I was paid to do another one about a Rockstar for a classmate, but I don't think it is nearly as humorous.  Read More »

"Mr. President, there is an enormous meteor headed for Earth! It will obliterate the Earth within a few years unless you do something about it!"

"Eh, We'll deal with it later."  Read More »

So many days pass by as unmemorable.  Will you remember what you did today years from now?  Seize the day!  In the next week, do something that will make a day unforgettable.   Read More »

Every night, the world laughs to the rich humor of famous comedian, Stephen Colbert. His sadistic views on current events, and his ironic speeches grabs at the brighter side of our lives. Colbert has spoken across the states, he runs his own show (The Colber(t) Repor(t) *t's are silent*), and even spoke at President George Bush's White House Correspondents' Dinner. (MUCH to Bush's Woe...)  Read More »

Cheney and Obama are distant cousins. Hahaha!  Read More »

I don't have a penis... but I can make it bigger!

Seriously!  Read More »

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Hello true believers, Excelsior (Et cetera)

My name is Zachary Caffrey, and I am writing an anti-capitalist blog so that I can recieve money!

I have never written a blog before, but a scholarship opportunity is a scholarship opportunity, so I'll give it a go here.  Read More »