Humor

Good evening, America. It's your Commander in Chief. This will be a short message from me. To begin, what's the deal with these elections? I mean, heh, you got a member of the AARP, an African-American, and a woman! Why don't you just allow me to be the head for another four years? My strategery worked for eight years, America.  Read More »

I grew accustomed to being funny my whole life. I was the class clown in grade school, and enjoyed making silly gestures as a baby- like hurling my tongue from my mouth, in order to make the grown-ups laugh.  Read More »

The Cause of SIDS. (Sudden Infant Death Syndrome)

Babies delivered in the early morning, at noon time, and in
the early evening are more likely to develop SIDS than babies born at other times. Doctor skipped a meal thinks what the hell,
I"ll just take a bite out of one of the legs, just a nibble.
He looks at the baby and thinks "well now i have to even up  Read More »

Ever since my first round of hardcore assigned deviance in my sociology class, I have become something of a deviant addict. Here is where I will hence name one particularly intriguing, amusing or effective act of deviance weekly, approximately the same time every week. Without further ado, here is the first installment of deviance.

Magna Cum Snowflakes:  Read More »

This was a scholarship I wrote that is dripping with sarcasm because I'm pretty much done writing scholarship essays.  Read More »

Today I was doing the regular task of fillling up my car with gas. I went inside and decided to buy some food. As I walked to the counter I noticed a guy whom I knew was deaf and had seen at deaf community events. I really wanted to converse with him.  Read More »

I was recently talking to some of my friends about the little snipets of adult humor in movies such as Aladdin, The Little Mermaid, etc., and I don't see what the big deal is? Animators get bored when they're making these movies, so they decide to add a little adult humor to it. The adults have to take their kids to go watch the movie, so why can't they have fun while they watch it too?  Read More »

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The use of profanity and displays of false aggression to get attention.  Read More »