Bonneville Dam and Cascade Locks Fish Hatchery in Oregon are breeding a new weapon of war for the CIA.
Man eating trout are being raised in the visitor viewing pond at the fish hatchery. These are ruthless fish that will not hesitate to take a bite out of their victim. Judging by the size and skill of these trout this project has been in process for about five years and we are just learning about this new product for the war against terrorism.
These ordinary looking rainbow trout have been bread and trained to have precision accuracy, small razor sharp teeth, a jaw hard as a beak, and a taste for human flesh.
This reporter has the story behind it all.
I was headed to work in Asotin, Washington from my home town of Molalla, Oregon. I work For Hayworth Family Shows Carnival Co. My family and i stopped at the fish hatchery off of I84 to use the restroom and stretch our legs. We spent a few quarters on fish food from one of those gum ball dispensers to watch the fish eat and jump for it in the water. It was like any other visit. We stopped to see Herman the 64 year old, 10ft long, 400 lb sturgeon. On our way out we sat by the open trout pond to get rid of the last of our fish food. Being slightly on the silly side of the early evening i decided to pet a fish. They were all gathered around under us as we finished feeding them. So we reached our unsuspecting hands in to the water to pet the fish. All was well until we ran out of food. Still sitting on the ground in front of the one or so foot tall rock wall around the pond; I had my hand hanging over the edge of the wall not near the water. Thats when the horror happened, This fish leaped out of the water and ended up with my thumb in its mouth. Of course with my ninja like reflexes he was unable to take the whole thing. I do however have the teeth marks to prove my incident.
This is how I became aware of the man eating trout. I only see it fair to warn everyone else. Do not pet the fish!
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