New from Mattel, comes a new line of super-realistic Barbie dolls!
1. Pregnant Teen Barbie. Comes as with either the abortion clinic playset or the bonus dead beat boyfriend.
2. Crack Head Barbie. This doll had to be recalled because it kept falling into pieces.
3. Anorexic Barbie. She thinks she’s so fat!
So I'm extremely bored and went to the "topic of the week" section and decided this was a good one. Plus, in a previous blog I was called a slut and since so many people seemed concerned with it, here's some of my thoughts on the different areas that sex permeates.
Function:
I am not a mother, but I am an aunt. That is a role I take very seriously and so four times in the past month and a half, I've went through the same worry that parents all over the place have undergone and have rushed about the house with my sister (who is a mom), frantically dumping toy boxes and bib drawers.
We've picked up the phone and dialed my mother, my grandmother, my older sister. We've crossed checked toys they have with lists of recalled toys. And in the end, we've breathed sighs of relief that our boys are safe. Despite the toy boxes they have all over our house, my mother's house, my grandmother's house, my older sister's house they owned not a single toxic toy or bib.
