stealing

...for bored kleptomaniacs will steal you!

I'm really, really pissed.

The immaturity of college students sometimes astounds me. I shouldn't be surprised at this point, but somehow I still am.  Read More »

They say that "Imitation is the greatest form of flattery"... well, I beg to differ. I think, in some cases, it can be a HUGE INSULT.

I am a poet. I have been writing poetry since I was in ninth grade (2004, I believe... maybe. I think.) and it has always been a part of my soul. If you read my signature, you can see that I'm very passionate about poetry.  Read More »

The other day I left my backpack in the lobby in the front of my school, like all of my friends do everyday at lunch. When I came back an hour later, my $300 video ipod was gone.  Read More »

Yes, you read correctly: we're going to learn one of the best ways to steal ideas. Why? Because it's important. But isn't stealing wrong? Not really. Enough of this boring prologue, on to the heroic battle scenes and titillating adventures.  Read More »

I've just started reading the 'Kite Runner' and I came across one of the most amazing passages. The main character is talking to his Dad, who he refers to as Baba, about what he is being taught in school (e.g., it is a sin to drink alcohol). His Father, however, disagrees. The following is an extract from p.17.  Read More »

If you have worked in retail, you have come in contact with this customer: The disgruntled, agitated receipient of a hideous sweater that they were unfortunately not given a gift recepit for. Oftentimes, said customers can be irritating, but generally there is no cause for alarm.  Read More »