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PROS

EVERYBODY KNOWS EVERYBODY 

IF ANYTHING EVER HAPPENS TO YOU OR ANYONE IN YOUR FAMILY, THE TOWN WILL SHOW CONCERN

YOU KNOW WHERE EVERYONE LIVES

IF YOUR INTO GOSSIP, A SMALL TOWN IS WHERE THE MONEY IS!

IF YOUR THE QUARTERBACK OF THE FOOTBALL TEAM, YOUR A STAR.

YOU KNOW HOW TO GET EVERYWHERE

That statement is absolutely false. But I can't tell you how many times people have accused me of that. It seems that in our liberal yet conservative days being bisexual is "popular" or "chosen".