Pressure Perfect
By A Young Woman Named Natalie
Don’t get shafted,
Look your best,
Do well on your every test.
Must get laid,
Choose abstinence,
Don't forget your common sense.
Go get married,
Don’t divorce,
Even under your spouse's force.
Be very happy,
Have a child,
Don't live life carefree and wild.
Go to church,
Go to school,
Follow every social rule.
