A friend forwarded a link last week to "My Beloved's Garden," a Christian sex toy store. I, of course, clicked the link, because I wanted to know what separates Christian sex toys from regular old heathen sex toys. I will not provide the link here, as I know there are several users under eighteen on ProU. You'll have to do the research yourself if you are curious.
My five-year-old charge is a princess. He loves pink and frills. Polly Pockets, Groovy Girls, and Disney princesses fill his toy box. He just had a playdate with one of his many girl friends, and he traded her a unicorn costume he had outgrown for the dress she was wearing.
"awww..that was sooo cute you dirty whore!!!"
"YOU are my favorite ssslut ever!!! but really.. stop with the stds already."
"well i really need to take a little tripy trip down to slutville and booze it up with you guys!!!"
