As a funeral director young people often ask me privately " Do you think they will have to see me naked when I die?"
It may surprise you to find out that this is a multiple choice question.
First, if you die in a car accident . drug overdose, or are murdered, the answer is yes.
Welcome to the How to Invade a Country Tutorial! Do you have aspirations of imperialistic conquest? Are you heartless dictator? Or simply an egocentric corrupt leader desiring more power? Have you beenholding a grudge from past conflicts (some unfinished business)? If you've answered yes to any of the previous questions you've come to the right place! Now, lets get started.
