racial harmony

"When a black baby is born, it's black. When a black man is angry, he is black. When a black man is sick, he is black. Whe he dies, he is black. However, when a white baby is born, they're purple. When they are sick, they're green. When they're angry, they're red. When they're embarassed, they turn pink. When they die, they turn blue." He then says, "So which one of us is truly colored?"

If you want White folk to give up television for the rest of their lives, you'll have to give each of them about a million dollars. If you want White folk to be Black folk for the rest of their lives, it will cost you less than 10 grand per head!