Pressure Perfect
By A Young Woman Named Natalie
Don’t get shafted,
Look your best,
Do well on your every test.
Must get laid,
Choose abstinence,
Don't forget your common sense.
Go get married,
Don’t divorce,
Even under your spouse's force.
Be very happy,
Have a child,
Don't live life carefree and wild.
Go to church,
Go to school,
Follow every social rule. Read More »
My roommate was an idiot, and I do mean that literally. For the past year or so, I've heard a variety of people make fun of her. They laugh at everything from her clothing choice, to her horrible sense of grammar, to her backwards name (her name is actually her father's name spelled backwards... kinda like Stanley Yelnats, but not...) Read More »
I'm homeschooled. I've taken classes from my own father - math and computer science. And this has left me not with a feeling of wanting (as many anti-homeschoolers love to claim; another issue for another day) but a feeling of superiority. I don't welcome this, though. I have been slighted. Read More »
