I hate Lindsey Lohan, Britney Spears, Nicole Richie. I don't care that Lindsey tried exact revenge over her former assistant and that she was charged with another DUI, hours after leaving rehab. I don't care that Britney went to Las Vegas and broke her terms of custody with K-fed. I don't care that she had a career-ending photoshoot and that she wiped friend chicken grease on a Chanel dress worth thousands of dollars. I don't care that Nicole might be pregnant and that she's going to be serving a four-day sentence in jail, and have to pay a $2,000 fine, and serve 3 years on probation. Oh, and she gets an interview with Dianne Sawyer, who is supposed to be a prominent journalist. Really, I don't care. I'm pretty sure you don't either.