Dear God,
I hope you'll forgive my presumption for trying to send a letter straight to you. I just wanted to ask a few questions. I mean that with the most humbleness and humility I can muster--I really do. I don't know if you've noticed me or not--I mean, I'm sure you're a busy person and all. It's possible you have, as much as you have to manage (omniscience and omnipotence and all, heh!), and you've seen me flailing my little arms around, banging my head around, trying to figure things out. I'm just really, really, really confused, and I was hoping you could give me some advice. Read More »
