Okay, it's been a long time since I've ranted...so I think I'm about due for a good one.
lawyers

Bat hits ball, ball hits boy...Everybody Gets Sued

Lawyers
Lawyers.
The court system in general has been in rampant disrepair since the first cave man brought charges to his cave neighbor for encroaching on his fire rights. Which subsequently lead to one bashing the other's head in, the rape of the dead man's woman and the eating of the children. Oh, how I miss the good old days.
Raise.Wink.Walk. Hope.
This story takes place three years ago. This story actually happened. Please excuse the ocassional french, I did use asterisks after the first letter or two as not to offend anyone.
Downtown Tampa, FL. Four o'clock P.M.
"Quick run !"
"Quick the light's only red for two more seconds !"

You Won The Lottery?! Give Me Half Or I'll Sue!
Lawsuits are a joke in our society; everyone laughs about how frivolous they can be.
Well, today I heard two stories that make me laugh as well as cringe with embarrassment at our nation's lack of hesitance when it comes to suing each other.



