Joke

The First Annual Procrastinators' Anonymous Society meeting has been postponed until next year. The Society was founded by Benjamin Franklin in 1779 and has yet to hold their first meeting. Benjamin Franklin, although a founder, was never a member. Notable members from the American Revolutionary War (aka The American War for Independence) include David Johnson, Stephen Frome, Jackson E.

A man was sprawled across three entire seats in a theater. When the
usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry sir,
but you're only allowed one seat."

The man groaned but didn't budge. The usher became impatient.

"Sir," the usher said, "if you don't get up from there, I'm going to have to call the manager."