effective management

O.k. I have to get a few things straight. First of all, I get very very annoyed when people insist that global warming is a man made problem. I am tired of people getting in my face and telling me to drive a lousy hybrid and save the whales at the same time. In fact, while I am at it-why don't I hug a few trees.

Yesterday morning, as I was cramming for my upcoming Animal Biology exam, the fire alarms at the university went off, first the siren rang, the flashers flashed and then in an authoritative male voice, I was told that 'AN EMERGENCY HAS OCCURRED PLEASE EXIT THE BUILDING.  DO NOT TAKE THE ELEVATORS.'