Consumer Products

Is that a new necklace? No! It’s portable washer and dryer. And guess what? It has Wi-Fi, a satellite television hookup, 150GB Mp3 player, its own polyphonic ringtone, and a cup holder! If I’d bought the deluxe model, I could tell you the time in 7 major cities around the world all at once! It almost sounds like the i-Phone.

"…why yes sir. And no extra charge!" Is this really America’s future? Who can really say? Anything could happen unless some sort of action transpires between the House, Senate, and our dear leader. Perhaps our next political savior will pull the U.S. out of this mess. Then again, do we really want to pay CEO’s less?