comedy

Hello, I have been watching some movies on the time free I have got and guess what I was just doing some research and suddenly I got this pop-up in which I became interested!

Good evening, America. It's your Commander in Chief. This will be a short message from me. To begin, what's the deal with these elections? I mean, heh, you got a member of the AARP, an African-American, and a woman! Why don't you just allow me to be the head for another four years? My strategery worked for eight years, America.

The Presidential Race began a year ahead of schedule last year...oh joy. Now we are down to the final haul by the candidates and their supporters. So let us take a look at the top ones...or the ones I can make the most fun of.

I laugh at how much time my friends spend at the gym to get a "better" shape. It is good for their health and all. But some of us just do not have the schedule to exercise. We have to study and work. No wonder most college students gain 20 lbs extra. For those who live on a college campus, I have a solution.

This is how you can stay healthy without going to the gym:

Every night, the world laughs to the rich humor of famous comedian, Stephen Colbert. His sadistic views on current events, and his ironic speeches grabs at the brighter side of our lives. Colbert has spoken across the states, he runs his own show (The Colber(t) Repor(t) *t's are silent*), and even spoke at President George Bush's White House Correspondents' Dinner. (MUCH to Bush's Woe...)

Family guy is one of my favorite shows and possibly the funniest, I am watching it now and I really think it is so hilarious. Like, for instance they just said that students are having ear sex which now leads to the new saying, "if you go black you go deaf", and then peter said right before that, sex turns straight people gay and gay people turn into mexicans.

Today I got an e-mail from one of my friends. It's so hilarious that I thought about sharing it with other people. I think it has some truth in it. I wish I know who wrote it so I can fully credit that person.

Whether Democrat or Republican, I think you'll get a kick out of this!

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?"

 
 How unfortunate it is that the youth of today are bombarded with
tasteless humor! With so-called "adult comedy cartoons" appearing on
nearly every network and cable television channel, this "stupid
humor" is becoming hopelessly impossible to escape. Gone are the days when