The innocent cracker awaited selection, when a young college age student walked up to the altar. The cracker was selected for this boy. Since the cracker was the embodiment of Christ, he could tell that the boy wanted to educate his friend in the Catholic religion; the Eucharist relaxed and waited. “I get to be part of education!” the Eucharist thought excitedly.
Catholism
He died for your sins. Now, what he really wants... is some peanut butter.
By Non.Serrated.Edge - Posted on July 10th, 2008
