I'm better than all of you.
You can't keep up with me.
My kids are better than yours,
In our house with golden doors,
You'll never be up here to see.
Our lawn is perfect and green,
Our wardrobe always in style,
And if you say "I don't like to live that way"
We'll claim that you're just in denial.
What is it about American culture that causes us to lose sleep?






