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Neanderthal's socks

so i recieved a call from one of my many ex-boyfriends today. a few minuates ago, actually. he called, said hello, and then hung up. 

and in this light i decided to share a poem. (surprise, surprise) written when i was almost in love with him. and here we are.


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Flip-flops are Jesus reincarnate

before this next poem, let me warn you- for the easily offended, this is not the most pleasing tribute. nor is it really even politically correct, nor would i want it to be. you see, this next poem comes at you from my perspective. which is not at all christian. (for my real ideology, read some other psts, or wait till i blog about it later). so here we go.  Read More »

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drinking boxed chardonnay.

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I wish to be a cod fish

swimming in the sea

cold and dark with hammerhead sharks-

now that's the life for me.

Or perhaps to be a boat

a-floating on the wake

Unaware of mark to make or take

and wine-filled draughts to drake.

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trite hours of the night.

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going through my desk, i noticed a notebook i had not packed for college. my mother must have hidden it for me in my desk, execting me to clean before midterms, i guess. but anyways, it cntains some poetry that i have the humility to think is fairly moderately decently okey. and i have nothing else to blog about right now. so here goes...


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The failed exorcism of becca dinoff

imagine with me, if you will. new college student. honors student, smart as anything, athletic, adorable and witty. (obviously me). can hold her own in an argument, discussion and strip poker. too moderate to be a liberal, too liberal to be moderate. the words bleeding heart liberal come to mind- but the original meaning- like the hippies, only cooler and not on drugs.  Read More »

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observations of a first day blogger (blogger-ess? bloggie?)

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alrighty. so this is my second post on my first day. i've now had some time to look around and see what i've gotten myself into. and what i see is quite interesting.


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if you're new and you know it, raise your hand!

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well hello there, big internet world. <insert lots of ersonal information about myself for others to steal or otherwise cause harm>


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