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Oh my, oh my, I thought we stopped believing in the boogeyman when we turned 8; unless you were a late bloomer, and it wasn't until you turned twelve that you stopped checking under your bed before you went to sleep at night. Apperantly, Newt Gengrich is still afraid of the boogeyman, or "boogiemen" as he belives that there are a plurality of these horrors lurking around the corner. I question the sanity of a man who uses analogies comparing the lunar landings to the development of blackberries when justifying a ban on free speech. From a business standpoint, I would expect the ProgressiveU people to have already jumped all over this

as though it were a flaming sack of feces on their metaphorical front porch; given that they are in the business of free speech.

To my loyal readers, to the next generation of bloggers here on ProgressiveU, I give you my sincerest gratitude and well-wishes. I'm going on a bit of a sabbatical, and it could be some time before my next post, but I would like to leave you with a few thoughts.

Ooh boy, we've got a tasty issue here today kids! Trolling! Let's see by a show of hands how many of you know what trolling is.... A few, I figured about as much. I'm aware of trolling as: The activity in which an individual intentionally antagonizes others through the medium of the internet; often found on forums or blogs. Operating under that definition, some of you might be aware of some users of progressiveU who have little to say, save how much other users suck.

Get over it. No empire lasts forever, not even close. The closest anyone's come to that so far, are the Chinese, and we all saw what happened to them; they built a huge, useless wall and turned to communism. Of course, one must respect the Chinese, as they continue to use chopsticks, as they have for thousands of years, in full knowledge of the technicological wonder that is The Fork. THAT's devotion.

Greetings, one and all! See now, my gentle readers, that bisexuality is not a crime, nor is it merely a preference, it's the best idea ever! I realize that not everyone literally is bisexual at this very moment, but damnit, they ought to be. It worked for the romans, it can work for us! And so goes the topic of today's nugget of wisdom: Everyone needs a to be a little bi. It would make our lives much easier by greatly simplifying many political and social issues such as gay marriage, general homosexuality, and others, while simultaneously improving morale overall. 
Finding someone that you can tolerate amongst a single gender can be an exhausting and aggravating experience, but when one incorporates both genders, one is given many, many more options for sex, and countless potential relationships.

Greetings my loyal flock! Sadly, I come bearing ill tidings, for I fear that the worst may have happened. November 5th has come and gone, and yet, no-one has dared to celebrate it in any formidable fasion; at least, not in any such way as to make national news. While the elections of november seventh have turned quite favorably to the side of rationality and cognative function, I still haven't seen any explosions or particularly interesting demonstrations suggesting the overthrow of tyrrany.

Yes, That is correct my darlings, Turkey-day is right up there with the Holocaust. Except that Turkey's are tastier than Jews; or so I'm told. And yet, every year, we sit down with family, friends, and distant relatives that we believed to be dead, in the name of gluttony and barbarism. Indeed, while almost 2 billion people elsewhere on the planet are starving, lacking shelter and clean drinking water, we, in true American style, revel in our abundance over a lethargic weekend.

Hey all you kats and kittens, it's time to unwind your mind and rethread your heads, cause we gonna get our raindrop on....Awww yea..... So anyway, as I peruse the "featured bloggers" and click through the most recently viewed posts, leaving pearls of wisdom and humor in my wake, I am becoming aware of the greatest crisis to ever affront our blogging community: NO ONE HAS ANYTHING NEW TO SAY.