NOTICE: This is a satirical piece; however, it is INCOMPLETE. This is also the American edition, seeing as how I was uncertain as to how familiar many members of ProgressiveU are with British politics. Besides, the "Don't Crunch, Don't Tell" joke wouldn't have worked.
The L Word: Nature Vs. Nurture
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It saddens me that every time I open my mouth in Dr. Green's classroom, whether it be to offer some personal insight regarding a particular piece, or share some of my own creative work, my peers are discouraged. If anything, I hope to inspire others to reach a level of comfort with their mastery of the English (or any foreign) language. This puzzles me greatly. Read More »
I hope that anyone who reads this will understand it the way it is meant to be understood. But that rarely is the case with any prose or poetry. Meh. Don't just think it's about me being in love or something like that. Because you'd be wrong. Terribly, shamefully wrong.
The Gilded
Gold leaf lives and ignorant ears
Versace eyes and MasterCard tears
Blank faces and dull gray skies
Voiceless songs and bitter lies.
If only they could hear
And listen
Spread to its airy thinness,
Gucci reigns supreme.
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