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I Put my Job in a Can So it Will Never Expire.

You have been a dedicated employee for over 5 years. You have followed all the rules, and regulations of the company. You have showed up on time, worked late hours, filled in for others when they were sick. You have even played "manager” when the real supervisor was out. Now your manager wants to talk to you in their office. Well you didn't do anything bad so it must be a promotion.

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Your Eyes will get you Killed if you don't Stop Staring!

I turn around to only see nothing but the place I am at. Maybe it was the wind. Wait. The wind can't be blowing inside the building. But I could have sworn I felt some kind of presence upon me. Well maybe I am going crazy. I turn back around to complete my next upcoming blog when........ there it goes. It's back again.

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Now that the Stimulus Checks are here, it will save me from Being Poor!

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You’ve been waiting forever for this moment. Well it seems like it. You’ve been checking the mailbox to only find miscellaneous junk mail. You’ve been checking your account to only find that you are left with the same balance that is supposed to get you through a week hopefully. But now it is here.

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Confession of the Mistress Gambling for your Heart.

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Here is my confession.Last night was amazing! But you left earlier than I thought. You know I hate it when you leave early! But I know, I know. You have to go back to your family. Yeah your lover found out about me once and had a hissy fit. So what! I told you to tell them you had to go on a business meeting. But no! You wanted to sing the truth like a canary.

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Do a Good Deed, and you Get a Group of Applause. Commit a Sin and Get Chastised by a Crowd.

People are supposed to abide by the golden rules. No one is supposed to get in trouble by the law. You are supposed to accept people even if they treat you bad. You are supposed to donate your time to charity even if your schedule is booked. You are supposed to go to college, graduate, get your career job, get married, get a house, and then have kids.

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Just Sign your Intelligence Away Right Here by the X.

Now these days you can find numerous offers through the internet, at shops, on T. V., and radio. These offers are presented in some kind of beneficial way to interest you. You need gas to fill your tank? Well here is a offer for some free gas. Need a credit card to raise your financial stability? Well here’s one with 0 % interest. Sounds good right?

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We Have A Problem in the Checkout……..

Waiting in the long line of procrastinators. Everyone thought of going to Wal- Mart at the last minute to get their lover something for Valentines Day. My presence was only needed due to the fact that I had to make a homemade cake for someone’s birthday.Holding this stuff becomes a task as my hands started sweating and end up dropping the items. I pick them up.

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Hey, Can I Leech Some Money off You?

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They are like a money sucking leech. They will suck you till you are bone-dry. Literally. Just like the leech they are annoying, ugly, and are great impersonators. While leeches are supposed to suck out some of your blood to make you healthy, they borrow from you and make you feel like you are doing the right thing by helping others. That should make your heart feel good.

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