After enjoying a couple seasons of Laguna Beach, I sorta sat around and waited for the show to pop up with new episodes featuring Rocky, Tessa, Kendra, etc. as they got closer to their graduation. But noooooooo. Whatever happened, it's done, and now the makers of LB have moved on to a different community. Say hello to, "Newport" something. I don't remember.
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What happened to Laguna Beach?
Real women have curves and sharp, protruding hip bones
I always wanted to vent about things like this; about girls who choose to look like an Olsen and not Scarlett Johannson. The mainstream fucking hates this look. I like it, and a slew of girls like me like the style too, but why?!
I don't know what the trend is, really. I notice that people (mainly men) love to rip on girls who look like Cory Kennedy. She's some girl who rocketed to fame after posing for some douche photog who refers to himself as "Cobrasnake." Maybe she partied. Maybe she was underage.
Dick and Dicker
Anyone who's familiar with Myspace knows about the "About Me" section. Sometimes it's long, sometimes (like mine) it's empty, and sometimes it has a long survey w/ sexual preferences towards the end. Typical SoCal entry: "I like tall, blond, blue eyed boys like the Abercrombie models!"
I've been pretty amused at how boring some people's About Me entries are, ones that are like this:
"I like to chill at my jacuzzi and go to movies."
My Friend's Mom Told Me To Get A Job
I started my day today in a sour mood because of my friend Karen. The first thing I do when I wake up is turn on my phone and read the texts I missed while sleeping. They're usually drunken or induced by insomnia. I read a sober text from Karen. I sighed. HARD.
Karen insists on spelling "ew" "ewe." She likes to tack an extra "e" on the end. This pisses me off because it makes me think of the animal. I told her this and she sends me a text: "Eweee. thats how i spell it."



