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"The Mommy Test"

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 a cute story!

 A mother was out walking with her 4 year old daughter.
 She picked up something off the ground and
 started to put it in her mouth. She took the item
 away from her and she asked her not to do that.
 
"Why?" her daughter asked.
 
"Because it's been laying outside, you don't
 know where it's been, it's dirty and probably
 has germs." the mother replied.
 
At this point, her daughter looked at me with
 total admiration and asked, "Wow! How do
 you know all this stuff?"
 
"Uh," ...she was thinking quickly, "All Moms know
 this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test. You have
 to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."
 
They walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes,
 but she was evidently pondering this new
 information.
 
"OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't
 pass the test, you have to be the Daddy."
 
"Exactly" she replied back with a big smile on her  Read More »

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The Journey of a Mother

For those who are fortunate enough to still be blessed by having your Mom with you, this is beautiful...For those who aren't...it is even more beautifuI It takes my breath! The young mother set her foot on the path of life. "Is this the long way?" she asked. And the guide said "Yes, and the way is hard. And you will be old before you reach the end of it. But the end will be better than the beginning." But the young mother was happy, and she would not believe that anything could be better than these years. So she played with her children, she fed them and bathed them, and taught them how to tie their shoes and ride a bike and reminded them to feed the dog, and do their homework and brush their teeth. The sun shone on them, and the young Mother cried, "Nothing will ever be lovelier than this."  Then the nights came, and the storms, and the path as sometimes dark, and the children shook with fear and cold, and the mother drew them close and covered them with her arms, and the children said, "Mother, we are not afraid, for you are near, and no harm can come." And the morning came, and there was a hill ahead, and the children climbed and grew weary, and the mother was weary. But at all times she said to the children, "A little patience and we are there." So the children climbed, and as they climbed they learned to weather the storms.

And with this, she gave them strength to face the world. Year after year, she showed them compassion, understanding, hope, but most of all...unconditional love. And when they reached the top they said, "Mother, we would not have done it without you." The days went on, and the weeks and the months and the years, and the mother grew old and she became little and bent. But her children were tall and strong, and walked with courage. And the mother, when she lay down at night, looked up at the stars and said,  Read More »

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Why am I married?......jokes

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You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable or get married and wish you were dead.

At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
 

 
A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
"Husband Wanted".
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:
"You can have mine."

When a woman steals your husband,
there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished

A little boy asked his father,
"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

A young son asked,
"Is it true d ad, that in some parts of Africa
a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son."

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What a kiss tastes like!

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One day a teacher had a taste test with her students.
 
She picked a little boy to do the first test.
 
She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked,

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The Big Wheel Truck Stop

In September 1960, I woke up one morning with six hungry babies and just 75 cents in my pocket. Their father was gone. The boys ranged from three months to seven years; their sister was two.  Their Dad had never been much more than a presence they feared. 

Whenever they heard his tires crunch on the gravel driveway they would scramble to hide under their beds.  Read More »

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WARNING........CELL PHONES AT GAS PUMPS = FIRES

The Shell Oil Company recently issued a warning after three incidents in which mobile phones (cell phones) ignited fumes during fueling operations.  Read More »

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Mary Had A Little Lamb...

Mary had a little lamb,

little lamb,

little lamb, 

Mary had a little lamb

 its fleece was white as snow;  Read More »

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Yet Another Myspace Rape

Child abuse detectives are investigating the sexual assault of a child. This case involves a 19-year-old boy who allegedly made contact with a 14-year-old girl through her online Web page.
Police say the suspect used the Internet to prey on his young victim. They say he even took her out to eat and to the movies before allegedly raping her in the back of his car.(I can't believe her parents actually allowed her to or had no idea where their child was) Nineteen-year-old Pete Solis is now charged with sexual assault of a child. Police say it happened on May 12 on the 6800 block of Westgate Boulevard in a parking lot. Police say Solis net the 14-year-old girl on MySpace.com.  Read More »

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