Sorry for the explicit title, but it's really 100% true. As straight laced as many Christians may be about sex, the Bible really can be a sexually frank book. Don't believe me? Read the Song of Solomon (or Song of Songs) and do some research into the metaphors... steamy stuff indeed. So what about the big animal parts then? Well, during my exchanges with various creationists, they've been very adament that dinosaurs are mentioned in the Bible, the Behemoth mentioned in Job being a prime example. Scholars traditionally believe that Behemoth was an elephant, hippo, or rhino, but many creationists say no way- Behemoth is a dinosaur, with the verse "He moves his tail like a cedar" being the one they rest their case on. Little do they know what they're really basing their argument on is a giant elephant penis, and I'll tell you why.
The text of Job (40:14-24) referring to Behemoth is as follows (taken from the King James version):
15Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox.
16Lo now, his strength is in his loins, and his force is in the navel of his belly. Read More »



