This morning, CNN and MSNBC (the only two news channels I really watch anymore, although CNBC has started appealing to me) were both covering a story originally broadcast on Iranian state-run news station INSA. According to Iran's news network, the military has successfully tested their new set of long range missiles.
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Florida Shouldn't Be Allowed to Have Democrats
Why is it that each presidential election Florida Democrats have to do something stupid?
As you probably (hopefully) already know, the primaries for Florida and Michigan will not be counted. As you probably (hopefully) also know, Hillary Clinton won these two primaries.

The Things Women Can Get Away With
I was at work the other day when "Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood came on the radio.
I know the song's been on the radio for about two years now, but I never really thought of it in a sociopolitical context before that night.

Gay People Make Me Cry
I was watching "The Sex Revolution" on VH1 tonight (this morning?).
They covered the shooting of George Muscone and Harvey Milk. That shit always gets me emotional. Something to do with the combination of prejudice against sexual minorities and failings of the legal system that seems to get me teary-eyed.

Gun Control And A Deck Of Cards
lancekates, this one's for you.
When I was a sophomore in high school, three of my friends and I would play spades at lunch. If you don't know, spades is a 4-player card game, similar to bridge, except that spades are the trump card (hence the name).

Environmentalist Squirrel
Yesterday, I was walking back to my dorm, and I came across a squirrel perched on the side of a trash can. He had a nut of some sort that he was munching on.
As I moved closer, he scurried down the outside of the can. I moved farther away, and he resumed his position, perched up on the can.

Students for a Democratic Society
...for the most part smell gross. I don't know what it is about them, but for some reason, leftist anarchists believe that it is somehow virtuous not to shower, not to wash their clothes, and to generally not take pride in their physical (and olfactory) appearance.
And I wonder why they are bleeding collectivists.

Political Presents
I just went shopping gift for my family's polianna (fuck if I know how to spell it). Last year, I got a lava lamp and an incense kit. It was the gift that no one really wanted. This year, I got the gifts that no one really wants again, but I made them funny this time.



