Dr Gonzo's blog

I have an idea, let’s get all the whining, bitching and well meaning dissatisfaction out of the way BEFORE this competition starts. The competition is going to bring out the worst in people at the end.  Read More »

Even a kind offer in another language or with a heavy accent in broken English seems obscene. The innocence associated with poor speech twists into a sinister veil that hides the true implications of the offer. I am actually extremely uncomfortable around other languages and think accents.  Read More »

http://www.dfw.com/mld/dfw/news/nation/16587220.htm?source=rss&channel=dfw_nation  Read More »

Nobody understands a good cursing anymore!  Read More »

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/canada_pillowfights_col

Oh yes! Pillow fighting league! I am oozing happy fluids as we speak. This is such a cool idea, and I hope the rowdy mud wrestling jerks don’t get a hold of it. This could be a fun event without turning it into another spectacle for glimmering female flesh…  Read More »

I am suddenly overcome with embarrassment.  I have a dirty secret to admit… I have never been thrown out of anything.  At least in not any kind of organizational or gathering sense.  I have never consciously tried to have my self removed forcibly from any particular situation, but I have done a couple things that should have had me out on my ear.  Read More »

Hello my beloved readers, not that there are many of you.  My brain is absolutely fried.  My mental acuity is hovering somewhere around rhesus monkey on acid right now.  Not that acid is a bad thing, but it does tend to a certain amount of mental confusion and lack of focus.  Other users of this wonderful site are pushing forward intelligent debates, and by leaving comments I live vicariously through their blogs and get to blunder and pillage on the shores of ignorance without having to row the boat myself.  That's right, I am the lazy viking.  Read More »

Yes, you can get high from licking a toad.  The Bufo alvarius secretes a 5-MeO-DMT, or bufotenine, containing predator deterrent that when ingested causes an intense psychadelic experience.  The media has compared it to psylocibin mushrooms, but frankly the media can't tell pcp from ketamine from lsd.  

Cane toads, apparently available at your better amphibian pet shops, can be easily kept as a source of exotic phsychadelic pleasure.  Since keeping the toads is legal, and killing and skinning them is basically a waste of a decent toad, the odds of being prosecuted for toad ownership with intent to ingest are pretty slim.  Go to town folks, but be careful and safe.  Read More »