dittohead's blog

     I just heard that Israel is moving into position to invade Lebanon, and this fact (plus the way Israel has been kicking butt) has put me into a state of euphoria.  However, not everyone is intelligent enough to realize that the fact that Israel is WINNING, and KILLING their enemies is GOOD NEWS.  They scream for talks, they gasp in horror at the dead lebonese civilians.  Israel, they say, is over reacting; the death of 8 or so Isreali deaths does not require all of this bloodshed.  Besides, the terrorists were provoked.  To top it all off, when, when, when, they pant, has war ever solved ANYTHING?"

What we need is some world wide testosterone.  While Isreal strikes back at the murderers who are threatening its survival, all our castrated liberal friends can do is SCREECH about the DESTRUCTION being caused upon the POOR LEBONESE (who probably are mostly single mothers working for minimum wage) and the NERVE of the EVIL JEWS (who are, by the way, RICH) for actually FIGHTING in a war they will be able to WIN (ahhhhhh!!!! Not, VICTORY)!!!!!  Plus they are KILLING and BREAKING things!!!!  Without even TALKING TO THEM!!!!  Who knows?  Next thing the Isrealis will be *gasp* GOING ON THE OFFENSIVE!!!

     I realize that drugs, alchohol and smoking are harmful, but you know what?  The sappy and useless feel-good commercials that I am constantly battered with make me want to go out and light up.  They're everywhere: on the radio, on the TV, the magazines, in the urinals (I'm not making this one up.  In a Giant Eagle bathroom, I found one in a urinal that told me "don't do drugs").  What are these trying to accomplish?  I had a friend show me a "just say no" card he got from school.  It was red and had the top 8 ways to say no and it fit very nicely in his wallet.  Again, what good does this card do?  The people who created this card must imagine that when Bob is tempted, when he is surrounded by peer pressure in a druggie filled room, he will slip out his handy card and figure out the right way to say no. 

     I want to help out America (Or at least the very few people who might actually read this).  THERE IS SUCH A THING AS A DICTIONARY.  And in this dictionary are definitions.  I'll assume any libs in the audience are still with me.  Definitions tell us what words mean.  For instance, a tiger is an animal that has stripes (bad definition, I know). 

     What if a triangle began protesting that it is being denied the right to be a square?  Would you laugh?  As a square, I would tell the triangle tough luck.  You can be three sided, I don't care, I would say.  But to call yourself a square is wrong.  You see, I would explain, a square is a very specific thing.  It has four equal sides with four right angles.  A rhombus isn't a square, neither is a rectangle.  ONLY A SQUARE IS A SQUARE.  So the triangle calls me triangle-phobic and storms off.

     John Edwards recently complained about America's image.  The way I took it, He seems to have a problem with the way the rest of the world sees us.  According to him, they probably see us as a monster.  Exactly, Mr. Edwards. 

     That should be how America is seen.  I want us to be a nation that our enemies know not to mess with.  I want us to be a nation that the undecided countries are repulsed by.  France and Germany SHOULD be quivering at our no-nonsense attitude.  With every enemy nation that we shut down and every bloodthirsty muslim terrorist we slaughter I want the U.N. to rock in terror.

Why does every article regarding the duke case scream out that the stripper was black?  Why do the same article almost gleefully mention that the "rapists" were white males?  Why does America shudder at the sight of two white cops beating up a black man on meth, but blame black innercity gangs' crimes on economic and social reasons?  The answer is racism.  Th

You know, I think its time we made some peaceful gestures back to Iran's president.  That gentle old soul wishes only for some cool weapons the same way little kids want fire crackers.  I'm SURE he wants to use them only in peaceful ways.  So how about we help him?  A few days ago he wrote the friendliest letter I have ever read to our evil president, and I think its time America shows its gratitude.  I suggest we help him with his nuke program.  How 'bout a demonstration?  Yeah, lets show him what a nuclear explosion looks like!  Maybe we can do it a couple times in a few different locations in his country to make sure he gets our message of peace.  Its the LEAST we can do for such a saint.