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Answering Machine

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Roses are red, some willows weep, please leave your message, after the beep

"Hi, we aren't in at the moment, if you are trying to sell us something please start speaking now and hang up at the beep, everyone else start speaking at the beep and hang up when you've finished."

I'm not here, so say goodbye, or leave a message, and I'll reply

Like Barney (the purple dinosaur):
I'll call you, cause you called me.  We're the ______ family.  So leave your
name and number at the tone.  Sorry that we're not at home.

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Funny-Silly Quotes

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Boys make good pets!

Princess in training!

At least I can still smoke in my car

Caution, Blind Man Driving.

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pick-up lines

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Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes.
Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.

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SIX WEIRD TIDBITS

The first player of this "game" starts with the topic "6 weird habits/things about yourself," and people who get tagged need to write a blog about their 6 wierd things/habits as well as state this rule clearly.
In the end you need to choose the next 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don't forget to leave a comment saying "you've been tagged" in their myspace comments and tell them to read yours.

Here are six weird tidbits about me, K-la

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Poem

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 sit on the balcony rail, in the darkness of the day that never ends

Everything passing by like nothing happened

I see you staring at the stars as I look at the moon

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LIFE

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Why is life so hard? Is it gods way of teaching us to prepare for the worst? Or is it simply a way of life? Trust, to me, is what makes up half the person….why couldn’t god make it easier on all of us and have trust installed in everyone? Trusting someone can be really hard. I hate always having to double question myself about someone. If someone understands the feeling of not belonging then they can defiantly relate to me.  Its always a thought on my mind…should I move back? Or am I happy here?  I fucking hate that feeling…im always disturbing the family, im not perfect.  I just want to move on with my life, leave the old things behind. In reality its not that easy...or else I would be the happiest person alive.  Life isn’t easy…it seems like it only gets harder.  it sucks….but the only thing you can do is to live each day as if it were your last.  That means do the things that make you the happiest…if it means spending time with the one you love, playing sports, partying, or simply watching t.v. What ever it is just make the best of it.  Its not worth my time (im sure this is for other people too) to sit and think about someone who I know I cant have…its depressing, might as well go out and have fun take your mind off it.  Im not saying to not feel anything, just live a little.  The right person is bound to come your way.  Or if you break up with someone (or they break up with you) don’t get all depressed about it.  Think about the things you learned from that person and be happy that you were left with more knowledge than before. Oh and this is for all the people who are in love and just happen to like someone else at the same time …. “Don't EVER leave the one you love for the one you like because the one you like will leave you for the one they love.”  If you’re truly in love don’t fuck around with other people….its just not right. That pisses me off the most. i will never in my life have any respect what so ever for people like that. If you are seriously that stupid to cheat on someone then you obviously aren’t ready for a relationship…consider being a hooker.

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10 Reasons to Date a Tennis Player

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10 Reasons to Date a Tennis Player:

1. We're always looking for a good opportunity to come up.
2. We can do it with two people or four.

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