Dalireincarnated's blog

I pretty much have to give myself props for this. Now, I am a 17 y/o, scrawny white boy. I was driving home via 41 (I don't live in Tampa so don't even try stalking me there). Right at the intersection of Bearss and 41, a station wagon was broken down. For a minute I did the American thing and switched lanes to get around it. Then I decided to do the human thing. I pull up in front of her, turn my car off and get out.  Tell the woman, "Hey, I'll push your car into the parking lot for you." I was a little irritated that there was a delay, but c'mon, her day just got so much worse. So I, and I alone push her red station wagon back over her own puddle of radiator fluid to push her into the parking lot. She passed it by several feet so I was going to push her back far enough so that she could turn into the parking lot (kind of funny it was for a strip bar ^_^;;). Well, an Audi A4 decides, "Oh nos. You are not pushing her car into mine!" And he honks at me. She was backing up (powered by me alone) in a straight line. He was to her left. There was absolutely no collision possibilty. So I just raise my eyebrows at him and utter the profanity "American". Once I push her back some random guy from inside the building of the parking lot comes outside to help. So we both push her into the parking lot. She waves thanks and I wave welcomes. I'm back in my car with the keys on and ready to go, ever before the light turns green.  Read More »

Top two grievances of this blog: "Freedom of Speach", and Welfare. And maybe prochoice extremists.

So I'm cashiering, minding my own business, and my observant eye catches the word "fuck". It's a subconcious thing, simply look at a paragraph and the word will stick out, I am not alone. Well the sentence it was in goes like this: "I may not be Mr. Right, but I'll fuck you 'til he comes." I must say, for such a foul, disgusting shirt, it did have great grammar and punctuation. The remedy for this man? Vagina Dentata. Second shirt... A man and his girlfriend came through my lane. His shairt simply said "Porno" on it. Or so I thought. Upon closer inspection I saw the lovely image of the grotesque heterosexual mating ritual most have come to know as 'sex' filling the letters. Not slightly discreetly sensored. Her tits were all over the place, and the guy was all up on that. I nearly vomited, did not give the guy eye contact, and laughed at his fat girlfriend. His remedy? Revocation of Welfare privelages, and he loses both testacles.  Read More »

If you were to need a sample for a sociology project of the middle class, take a field trip to Walmart.

While there I told a mother she needs to seek a therapist with her daughter because she threatened to "Kick her ass" (said to her daughter). Her husband was fat and unattractive, favorite part, they wielded an EBT card. I'm so glad I'm helping them by paying my taxes.  Read More »