Imagine climbing a tree (as a male), you get up a few feet, then you slip. On your way down a misappropriately placed tree limb wedges itself between your left and right testicle. Did that make you laugh? I hope not. It's really not that funny. Here's what I find funny:
A man is dstraughtly running through his house trying to find his friend who he recently found out to be a murderer. He begins to run outside when just as he reaches the patio he slams into an invisible forcefield that sends him backwards like a stiff plank. The invisible forcefield was a aliding glass door. Read More »
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The birth of a cocaine addict, myself?
Last night, outside of my friends apartment complex, a man passed by and asked, almost to himself, Either of you interested in some blow?". I didn't hear him the first time he asked, nor did I understand the tone. So I asked, "Pardon." And probably expecting a sale stopped and said "Are either of you boys interested in some blow?" "Oh, no."
That was a very awkward experience, it happened so easily. I could have said sure, and handed him some money, and then BAM! I would have been a crack head. Where the freak are the cops?! My friend said also that he had been offered pot earlier in the week. Damn son. It's a gated complex. Why is all of this going on?! The police need to put undercover people inside the complex to crack down. It is near the USF campus, so I understand that some drug trade is to be expected, but freaking cocaine?! Read More »
Oh so I don't have a say?
For college I am very intereseted in attending USF. I have been intending on going to USF since about mid summer. I have recently gotten into a pretty serious relationship. They also attend USF. Since I currently live about 45 minutes away from USF, it would make sense for me to live closer to campus. I don't want to run the risk of being late to class, and it's also for the college experience. My friend, however, wants to move into an apartment with me (not my boyfriend). She does smoke marijuana, and that is a concern of mine. I don't care that she does it, but when it is in my same apartment, I could also be pegged for that. I don't want to be responsible for her actions. Probably one of the best apartment deals around, is in fact in the same community as my boyfriend. Sure, that sort of alters my decision, but I'm far too logical to make a decision based on something like that. And that is her only objection. It's in the same community. She is also planning on attending a college in Clearwater. She wants me to choose an apartment closer to her college. Why would I even move out then? I would still be making a good commute daily. And personally, I think my fear is a little bit more rationed than hers. Read More »
Gays are only for entertainment.
I've been re-running the scene from last night of Rich and I in line and two little fan-girls asking "Will you two kiss?" And the more I think about it, the more repulsed I am by it. I'm not your fucking little monkey. I'm not here to make you cream your pants. And most certainly, I am NOT your entertainment. But they didn't think of it in those terms so I'm not grudging. Read More »
Racial slurs
I am white, and I am offended when people say the "n word." I am gay, and I am offended when people say "faggot." I am male and I am offended when girls call eachother "Bitches" and "sluts."
Why? Why do people have so little to live for that they must mock, and put down other people. It is so pointless. What I find to hurt the cause even more is when black men call eachother "nigga." How is that helping? Or when gay people call eachother mockingly "Fags." You are enabling people to continue using that. The racial slurs are not aything to be proud of. "White trash," maybe I'd wear the shirt, because I live in a 4,000 sq. ft. house, have perfect spelling, great grammar, and a promising future. But in no way is using these slurs helping to bring down the level of offeciveness of them. Seriously, I dare you, somebody walk up to Colin Powell and say "'Sup my _." I wish to see his reaction. Read More »
Police Corruption
While I was out at a friends party in Tampa, my mother calls me from our house in any random location in Pasco. She fears there is an intruder in the house. Now, I know my mother. She is an EXTREMELY paranoid person. But again, if she is in a bad situation, you don't want to downplay it, then be wrong. She's freaking out on the phone and I tell her to set off our silent alarm. She does. Nobody calls the house (but that's a feature of the silent alarm). About 10 minutes pass, and nothing has happened. She's even more freaked out. She debates for another 10 or 15 minutes about whether or not to hit the immediate call police button. She finally does. The sirens in the house go off. For 10 minutes our house sounds like an ambulance. Nobody calls the house. Now me, just getting pissed off, I call 911. They redirect me to my local emergency number. Best part of the story, the people for EMERGENCY RESPONSE, don't pick up the phone. 15 rings, and nothing. My mother called my father (since he is currently out of town), and he calls our neighboor. By now it is quite obvious sinse it has been about 30 minutes that nobody is going to be in the house. My neighboor shows up, and a couple of minutes later, the police do too. Response time 45 minutes. You know what police? YOU FAIL! Read More »
Do friends really do this?
Yesterday was my friends birthday. He lives in Tampa so I drove to be with him. His really good friend has been out REALLY late these past few days. He calls my friend up (he's one room over mind you), and says, "*coughs into receievr* I'm so sorry. I'm sick. It's my fault. Please, have a great day without me." So we're like whatever and call someone else to fill his place. Do know, this was not to be spiteful. The friend we replaced him with, is basicly the other friends mortal enemy. They don't get along, that's why they weren't both invited at the same time. We go and have a great time. We get back, and the other friend is outside having a cigarette. He laughs, get's up and storms out. It's his freaking birthday. Why do people go and cause such pitiful drama?! Read More »
Online Classes
I currently have several online classes. To me the present the material in different, usually better, ways that a class room can not offer. I do lose having a physical teacher daily, and I lose the structure of school, however, I also lose having tons of other kids in the class room. To me, everyone else was a huge distraction. The only problem is now I actually have to sit down and do the work. These are high school classes. Even my honors class I have on campus has many distractions. The online classes are easier, only because every test is open note. You learn at your pace, and on your time. I find it much better, but I must ask... Read More »


