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Nigerian Driving lesson....For anyone who wants to drive in Nigeria..READ this like ur life depended on it...lol

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Driving in Lagos Lagos is often acclaimed as the most exciting city in Nigeria in which to drive. Who would argue? For those of you who think that driving in PH is stressful, herewith, for newcomers and visitors, are a few basic rules of the road for driving in Las Gidi:
*First of all, know which battalion to which you belong. There is an unending and vicious road war in Lagos.
In the first battalion, are motorcyclists popularly called Okada. They have a pact with suicide? avoid them at all costs.

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My mother's teaching

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I
just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you
into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck,
you're not going to
the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

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