So, Ken Lay is dead.
Huh.
So rest in peace Ken, I'm sure a really really long stint in jail rooming with a guy that lovingly refers to you as "Kenny Boy" seems a tad bit nice right about now...
Those of us that made money off of your illegal money pandering will miss you.
I don't mean to offend.
I think possibly that a few things need to be clarified for some people about my style of writing.
I think that most of you have gathered that I write basically for me. I write about what I find interesting at the time. If I am bored by something, then I will not post it here.
I am going to share something with you and it may or may not shed some light on my style of writing. I have always wanted to be a castmember on SNL. Obviously most of my writing is humorous, and sometimes I am the only one that finds it funny. That's okay, because I crack myself up all the time.
I don't know if any of you have been watching the news lately, but the weather has been kind of crappy lately. I live in Northeastern PA, so I can verify that it has been not so nice out lately.
I used to like rain. Now I don't.
I live near Scranton (if you don't know where that is watch The Office), and we weren't hit that bad. Not nearly as bad as Wilkesbarre or other places.
I know, I know, I just wrote something here, not 10 minutes ago, but I came across that muy popularo entry on Brangelina's new baby. It is hilarious! I mean, I'm sure that it wasn't intended for humorous purposes, but the people that comment are priceless. The comments range from
Bastard Child!
To
Jennifer Aniston is a whore.
To
I was skimming the telly and I came across a debate/discussion about immigration laws on CNN or NBC, or MSNBC, or WOITIGHOIEHGOIH, and I noticed that one of the panel members was a woman that gives her opinion on fricking I LOVE THE 70s (VH1) and shows like the 100 Hottest Hotties Countdown on E!
I think my Bonnaroo entry is my most popular, although only 1 person has commented. SHAME.
Well Bonnaroo was amazing.
I got back at like 8 pm. on Tuesday night. Dayum boy, was that a long drive.
That was the best experience of my life...EVER.
I shall run down the shows and what I liked.
Beck was amazing. The set was great, but I liked it more for the entertainment.
Radiohead. Fuck me twice was that good. Best show ever.
Elvis Costello was crazy. I didn't know much of his stuff, but I liked it all.
Tom Petty...brought fricking Stevie Nicks out to sing with him. I died.
Matisyahu was cool, but I fell asleep on the grass listening to him, that was how tired I was.
Bright Eyes went in not liking him, came out liking/respecting him.
Deadboy & the Elephantmen didn't like them before don't like them now. They kept announcing who they were after each song. Like DUH!
Devotchka was awesome, you all must download their stuff. They had a friggen tuba.
Dios (malos) was great, didn't get to see much of their stuff though.
The Neville Brothers were good, but I only listened to them to get to Radiohead and Beck
Missed The Dresden Dolls because I was so fucking tired after 12 hours out in the sun with ounly 3 bottles of water waiting for Radiohead, sad that I missed them, happy I was only about 10-12 rows back from Beck and Radiohead.
Finally, the motherfucking icing on the the mother fucking cake.
MIKE DOUGHTY SIGNED MY VERONICA MARS SOUNDTRACK!
He even said "I've never signed this before that is so creative!"
To which I said "Well, the episode you are on is one of the best, you should be proud"
THEN HE FUCKING SAID "I AM"!
I can't believe that I said "You should be proud" to Mike "Fuck Me" Doughty.
I am so fucking lame.
HA!
I thought that you all would appreciate that.
sorry for all the cursing, I am too tired to edit it out from my livejournal entry, plus I just poked my eye and the pain is excruciating.
My iPod conked out about a week ago.
Needless to say I was devastated. I have a nano and it's only 2GB, which is a great size, I can only fit 500 songs on there, so I have to choose wisely...
I am forced to ask myself... "Do I really need the live version of that heart wrenching Hoobastank song?" Usually the answer is no, Colleen, you don't need that song, nor does anyone else.
I have been severely MIA lately. For some reason I have not been up for political banter. Not even sure if I'm up to it now, but I missed writing here. If for some odd reason you enjoy my writing so much that you can't get enough of my wit, humor, and wachboard abs, I do have a livejournal. I'll friend you if you ask. But I highly doubt your fine-tuned minds have time for talk aobut television shows and music. To your credit you are most likely out saving seals or trees or something.
