Alright! Wife number four, get in here! It’s your turn for a lashing. Wait a minute…you’re wife number six. Oh well. Just go hop into bed and produce some more children for me.
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To Arms Or To Silence? The impact of the Day of Silence.
Right now, I’m sitting at a computer in school with a silence armband (made of blue duct tape) on my arm to signify my support of gay rights. With my vow of verbal abstinence, my silence is supposed to say in a loud, clear voice, “I oppose opposition.” I wonder how effective it really is. Am I helping make an impact on society?
New Orleans: Tear It Down or Whatever. The John McCain Philosophy.
What were people thinking when they let McCain run anyway. With every passing week, the notion I hold about his sanity is confirmed. President Bush already messed up our country. I can't imagine why America supports a man who doesn't want to clean up Bush's mess altogether. McCain was recently in New Orleans and showed some more of his true colors.
The Pros And Cons of a Universal Language. Not Klingon you idiot! Esperanto!
The thought of a world language that could be spoken and understood in any country is quite a formidable subject of discussion. There are a few developed alternative languages but so few people speak them that it really isn’t worth mentioning them. Esperanto is the most widely used alternative language in the world although the majority speak it only as a hobby.
Which lunatic are you voting for? John "Insane" McCain or leftists Punch and Judy?
Calling all Democrats! Calling all Republicans! Calling all of you conservatives and undecided who reside somewhere in the middle! Take a seat. It’s powwow time! Come election day, whose name will you find on the ballot?
What tarnations is this "progress" thing anyway? My definition for the masses.
Quite an intriguing question to be asked; what is “progress?” Before I ramble on about what progress means to me, I feel that defining the term itself may help in understanding its importance. Progress is any positive movement. Moving beyond the limits of whatever is considered to be status-quo. Growth where growth is needed is what defines progress.
Jimmy? Do you think we're sex fiends? No Sally. Now shut up. We have time to go again before nap-time is over.
Times have changed since the days when sex was a private matter. Even more so however, they have changed since a time when sex was mainly introduced into life during the mid to late-teen years. Middle school children are having a great deal of sex currently and personally, I think it’s alarming.
Kidnap the educator! Trap her in a sack! Make ‘er lengthen recess or we’ll stab her in the back!
“Mrs. Jenkins! Look out behind you!” *crash* “Ah…Thank you Sally. Here’s an extra box of animal crackers. As for you Johnny…that axe almost hit me. You’re going to spend the rest of recess in time-out for that.” My question this time around is quite blunt. What the hell is the world coming to?



