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History of the Mohawk
By Alberto Aquino
I have been looking at the people walking down the street and I have noticed that all the "fashionable" people have mohawks. I began to wonder where this all started.

When I watch TV, I look for some good reality shows to watch. I love watching people pushing themselves to the limit and doing whatever it takes to reach their goal. I love watching people carrying trophies over their heads in tears. I love hollering at the TV and biting my lips in frustration. American Gladiators is the show that I have been waiting for all my life.

How many times has your car been victim to the unexpected and unwanted pigeon dropping. How many times have you been a victim to pigeon droppings. Well no more! Pigeons are overpopulated in New York City and City Councilman Simcha Felder has declared war on the “rats with wings”. He plans on introducing a ban by initiating a $1,000 fine on the pigeon feeders.

Have the past few weeks of presidential caucuses and primaries inspired you to someday become the President of the United States?