buried stone tablet found in foot of sphinx!

on Thursday, July 23rd archaeologists accidentally found a stone tablet near the foot of the sphinx. there was a small crack near the front left paw where Stewart was having his lunch. he noticed a scorpion crawling out of the opening. he decided to get a better look at it with a flashlight. as he got closer to the crack he noticed a mild odor, musky he says. this peaked his interest, he turned on his light and he seen a hollow inside the sphinx. the opening went quite far as he was not able to see where it led. shining the light back and forth to get a better look, the light reflected back at him. he could hardly believe his eyes. in the hollowed sphinx was a very large book covered in gold! this find was tremendously exciting. many people have thought perhaps the sphinx held within it a vast library explaining the beginning and the end. certainly they would have to ask permission to retrieve this spectacular book. the Egyptian government agreed to the excavation, as they brought in there own experts as well as 24 security. everyone agreed to this and began planning the grid for tomorrows dig. on Friday the team spent 9 painstaking hours as to not damage the sphinx and its interior before at last, with much celebration, they had the book! the object was hurried away to a safe location where scientists were eager to explore the contents of the book along with its gold box. on Saturday they had translated the entire book, curious and awestruck they began to read its contents to the modern world;
4.9 billion years ago the earth was covered with ice, the water flowed miles under the surface. there was no land on earth then, only salt, water, and ice. though there were microscopic organisms living under the ice, life was far from flourishing on our early earth. there was a cosmic imbalance in the universe, the lords of chaos controlled the heavens stars. for once there was a star planet between angry Jupiter and volcanic mars. the star planet pulled closer and closer to the angry Jupiter until there was a collision. it created a great red storm, and repelled the star planet out of its orbit to collide with iced earth. the impact of star planet when its fiery surface crashed into the ice changed the universe forever. splashing through earth like a cannon ball stripped away its rocky star surface, smashed ice and rock out of the atmosphere where it coalesced into the moon. the star planets molten iron core sunk deeper into the deep ocean ridding itself of its surface rock, exiting the earth ocean headed to the once sleeping sun. the star planet no longer had its once volcanic surface, all that remained was the cooled iron core, mercury. the sun god Ra fell in love with mercury and allowed it to collide into the suns sleeping surface. and then, the magnetic sun so attracted to iron mercury, blazed for the first time with a fire so bright the darkness was no more. Ra so thankful for the life mercury had given unto him captured the small iron core, never to let it go. The sun god Ra would give birth to all life.