It creeps up on you when you want to get a task accomplished, It weakens the most mighty of beings, and crushes the weakest of minds. It does not discriminate when it comes to a host: black, white, hispanic, asian, middle eastern, native american, african, pacific islander, Indian, european,latina/latino', and every other race under the sun. This disease knows no boundries, knows no sex, knows no age.
All it knows is to seek, conquer, and vanquish its victim, whomever it is. I have noticed that this disease usually attacks unaware teens that are sitting idle. I have been hit with this disease all too many times. Once i thought it was going to be end of me countless times because of this disease, but some miraculose way i overcame. I absoletely hate this disease. like every disease in the world no one, ABSOLUETLY NO ONE LIKES IT! Except maybe sloths and couch potatoes; which makes me think sloths probably hate themselves for BEING THE WAY are.
I bet he probably wishes he were a Cheetah or at least a dog! Some might say this disease is ineveitable everyone is going to be struck by it, or has been struck by it at least. All i know is that there is a cure for everythign there just gotta be, well with this disease there is its called being active. i wish there was a way to get rid of this disease, i truly wish there was because I have a horrible feeling that until the day i die i'm still going to be afflicted. Oh well only time can fortell the outcome of my life.
Some might be wandering WHAT?! is this "disease" you speak of well you are very familiar with it, it probably plagued you today. It creeps up on you when you want to get a task accomplishe? Any guess? It weakens the most mighty of beings? Getting Warmer?? Give up? This infamous disease is........................................LAZINESS.............Bingo! Get it now?
I suffer badly from this deadly disease,onto my last stage:)
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It always seems impossible until it is done-Nelson Mandela.
I've often turned my laziness to good advantage. There is often more than one way to accomplish the same objective. Some are hard and some are easy.
For example earlier this Fall, before the trees had dropped their leaves, we had an early snow storm. These types of storms can do a lot of damage to trees and if you value your landscaping investment it is advisable to get the heavy wet snow out of the trees before it breaks or permanenty overstresses and bends branches.
In the past I have done this chore with a broom. I have a lot of trees and while the first one is not too bad, by the time I get to the last one I'm really tired. Sometimes you have to repeatedly throw the broom at the upper brances to try to knock down the snow and then you have to wade through the snow to retrieve it and repeat. Often an avalanche of snow lands on top of you which is unpleasant.
This Fall I allowed my laziness to be my guide. I hooked a high pressure nozzle to a hose and simply washed the snow off the branches. I got the job done quickly and with very little effort and was actually kind of fun particularly when I looked down the street and saw my neighbors struggling with brooms.
The classic example of this is probably Tom Sawyer convincing other kids to whitewash his mother's fence for him by promising them an opportunity to play with his dead rat tied to a string. (I think that is how the story went?)
Lazyness, when properly directed can accomplish great things.
Laziness doesnt accomplish anything what you did was being smart, not lazy. If you were truly lazy you would have let the snow pile on. The use of the high pressure nozzle was genius while you neighbors werent struggling they were just not being as smart as you. The case between picking a broom over a nozzle is just stupidity, which has given me an idea for a new blog! Thanks :-)
I guess that was the point, that lazyness is that serious
"A person doesn't die when he should but when he can." - Gabriel Garcia Marquez, One Hundred Years of Solitude Fudge"It's the hard-knock life..."
Yeah I definetely consider it a disease, I'm plauged with it daily :-)