I'm a highly optimistic person; which brings me to my first quote:
"Good God Erica, you could have your arm blown off and still think it was great you got to keep the other one!"
-this is very true, I would be very glad to still have one left, but I would be awfully sad to have to say goodbye to the one that got blown off. To which I had to ask where a bomb would come from that would take it off in the first place....
"Nice pirate outfit, 'Captain', but why are you driving a car? Where's the ship?"
"Why thank you First-Mate, and F.Y.I., ships have bad gas milage."
-Courtesy of our "Captain", on the night of the All-City Halloween Party, to which we volunteered to run a booth for the 5th year in a row.
"Captain, what do you do on your long trips at sea?"
"Well Jedi Master, there's no woman on board *wink wink*, so we bring along a cabin boy."
(total shock) "That's sick!"
"We were the first Navy, Jedi Master."
-After three hours of chasing basketballs, the Pirate Queen was a little sarcastic and rude. To those in the Navy, I'm sorry for the crude jokes you endure, but don't think I made this up just to pun you; you can't make these kind of quotes up.
"Twilight? Seriously? Gross, there's no way I would even read the books, and I doubt I'll see the movie. I'm not into pop-culture stuff, unlike you zombies to society!"
~Ten minutes and a shift in conversation later, the same person~
"Oh my God! Of COURSE I'm going to High School Musical 3! I'm getting off work so I can be the first in line, so good luck trying to beat me there!"
-............Hypocrite much?
And of course, the trademark phrase said every year by the graduating class: "Senior Paaain!" coupled with Senior-itis, this deadly saying is shouted nearly every day by some senior, and no Junior or Sophomore dares take our phrase.
I'm well aware there are a lot of things I could be writing about. I do, however, like a dose of comedy in my life, and hopefully I don't offend as many people as I make laugh. Insulting is not what I intend on doing, but if you have a sense of humor without jumping to place blame somewhere, you'll enjoy these as much as I do.
