This just in: blacks can think for themselves!

brittbenny08's picture
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Black people can now think for themselves!

I know. It's shocking.  

The great Bill O'Reilly just recently brought this mindblowing revelation to light on his radio show. Leave it to good ol' Bill to be on top of the most recent societal developments.

 After dining with Rev. Al "Press N' Curl" Sharpton at Sylvia's, a black-owned restaurant in Harlem, Bill said how he "couldn't get over" the fact that eating at Sylvia’s was like “going into an Italian restaurant in an all-white suburb” because “[people] were ordering and having fun” and there was “no craziness at all.” O’Reilly also expressed his surprise that no one was screaming, "M-F-er, I want more iced tea!" 

Well, I for one can understand Bill's surprise. I mean, I never go to a restaurant without yelling expletives at the waiters. And I would also be surprised that the customers were orderly. I can never eat with black people without rioting or drive-by shootings occurring.

 But an even better tidbit from Bill O'Lielly was that after this experience, he "[thinks] black Americans are starting to think more and more for themselves."  

Way to be on top of things!

Those blacks have been fumbling around for years, unable to make decisions or process information, and now, in 2007, they are finally starting to think for themselves. And of course, during this monumental change in the black culture, evolution in the Negroid brain so to speak, who’s at the forefront, spreading this groundbreaking news to the masses, but Bill O’Reilly.  

All is right in the world.

 

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truelife90's picture
Volunteer for the Progressive U Alumni Association

Yeah, I saw that comment on the news too. I find it quite inappropriate. I mean, you don't hear people say "Finally, Asians can think for themselves" because they already assume we're smart, which can be good and bad at the same time. Still, I wonder what will happen to him. Is he the next Don Imus?

mariposa's picture

i am at a loss for words. i cant believe people can be so stupid. Blacks are amazing people i know lots and they're funny and it sucks because it just takes one or two people in minorities to ruin it for everyone. The stereotypes today are ridiculous, sadly i personally dont believe it will end, just continue to make people aware, one person at a time.

TUFFGONG's picture
Member of the Progressive U Alumni Association

You have to be fair to Bill O'Reilly, he had probably never spoken to a Black person before. He was just making all his 'knowledge' of Black folk up as he went along. Nobody who he hangs out with hangs out with Black people, so they all just assumed that Bill was right because he could speak with more authority in his voice than them. So then Bill started thinking he was definitely right, because all his friends thought he was right, and it's like that, a viscious circle.

Bill was probably red with embarassment when he arrived in Harlem and realised that everything he had previously believed about Black people was in fact crazy talk. So leave Bill alone, poor fella, he's red faced enough, not to metion angry at his friends and supporters for not having enough sense to realise he was talking through his ass. Nobody told him, poor Billy.

A shock like this could make him go all Liberal on us.
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