Cocaine

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What’s in name? Apparently a lot according to the Food and Drug Administration. A new energy drink claiming to have more caffeine than any other caffeinated drink ever has been forced to change its name due to drug-related references. Because it is advertised as having the same energy-boosting high effect of crack cocaine, it has been pulled off of the shelves of many groceries due to controversy. Honestly, I believe there are more important things to be worrying about other than the name of some energy drink, but we all know the good old government. Unless the stupidity rate has been alarmingly increasing, I don’t believe anybody would think this drink had actual cocaine in it. The makers are changing the name, but what will that do to sales? Will we see this go on trial? Guess we’ll have to wait it out.

"An energy drink called Cocaine has been from pulled from stores nationwide amid concerns about its name, the company that produces it said Monday.

Clegg Ivey, a partner in Redux Beverages LLC of Las Vegas, said the company plans to sell the drink under a new name for now.

The Food and Drug Administration issued a warning letter last month that said Redux was illegally marketing the drink as a street drug alternative and a dietary supplement. May 4 was the deadline for the company to respond."--msnbc.com

TUFFGONG's picture
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Can of Coke anyone?
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son_of_disaster's picture
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I'll take 2 cans of coke please.

TUFFGONG's picture
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Actually, I'm a little short...Better just make that an eight-ball.
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coca cola used to have cocaine in it.

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TUFFGONG's picture
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Coca-Cola wasn't the only drink with cocaine in it back then. Check out the link to this beauty:
http://www.cocaine.org/popecoke.htm

No wonder they're all so high and mighty....
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son_of_disaster's picture
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I wonder if you can still find drinks with cocaine in them still, that would be interesting.

TUFFGONG's picture
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There probably is. In Vatican City no doubt.

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son_of_disaster's picture
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haha, guess I'll have to go there and score me some. Btw i'll take an eight-ball if you have one.

TUFFGONG's picture
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Just ask for the Pope. Tell him I sent you, he'll hook you up. We're pretty tight, he's Agnostic too. We just play this whole Catholic thing as a front for our drug enterprises. We run shit.
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son_of_disaster's picture
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lol, alrite all ask for him. If your ever in new york, billy graham's got that shit all over the place...says god doesn't keep him running, the stuff he sells does.

BarbaraMichelle's picture

It's so funny how much things are judged based on their cover, yes? :D

* Barbara-Michelle

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