have any of you heard the Hilary Clinton joke?
There's a grandfather and his grandson. They go up in a plane with Hillary Clinton, Bill Gates, and George W. Bush. The grandfather is the pilot. During the middle of the trip, the pilot tells his grandson to tell everyone that they are going to crash. When the grandson tells the passengers, they start to go for the parachutes, but they don't know where to find them. The grandson shows them and there are only 4 parachutes for 5 passengers and they can only hold one person. The grandson tells his grandfather and they figure out how to decide who will get a parachute and who won't. Bill Gates steps up and says "I'm the richest man in the world, so I need a parachute." Everyone agrees so Bill Gates jumps off the plane with one of the parachutes. President Bush comes up and says, "I'm the President of the United States, so I need a parachute." Everyone agrees so President Bush follows Bill Gates. Hillary Clinton comes up and says, "I'm the smartest person in the whole world. No one has ever or will ever be smarter than me. I need a parachute!", and before the grandson can object, she jumps of the plane with a parachute. The grandson goes and informs his grandfather that there is only one parachute left. The pilot tells his grandson to go since he's young and hasn't lived his life. The grandson pleads and refuses, but in the end, goes to take the last parachute. He soon comes back and hands his grandfather another parachute. The grandfather, surprised, asked where his grandson got another parachute. The grandson replies, "You know the smartest woman in the world? She took my backpack."
Just thought you could use a laugh.
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That was a good joke, even if I do think women are the smartest.
That was a good joke, even if I do think women are the smartest.
Oh, i totally agree that women are smarter, I just love this joke. Where would men be if women weren't on the planet. My dad can't multitask worth anything. The world would be very different
I tend to see women and men pretty even. Some women are smarter but so are some men.