My satirical piece I wrote and a link to a website that i wish was satire.
1. Homosexuals are sinners-Liars and adulterers are okay because they are heterosexual.
2. Homosexuals can be cured-Just like being black or Spanish can be cured.
3. Homosexual men are molesters-the 90% percent of heterosexual offenders do not really mean it.
4. Homosexuals can’t be parents- Children can’t thrive in a household without a male and female figure-single parenting doesn’t work.
5. Homosexual relationships are unhealthy- like interracial couples are unhealthy.
6. Same-sex marriages will open the door to many weird practices- Dogs and other animals and their owners will want to marry now. They are both consenting adults.
7. Homosexuals want to recruit our children- YEA! They want to set up tables and booths like the military and sign children up.
8. Bisexuals are just promiscuous-they do not know how to love someone enough to have relationships. They are greedy.
9. Homosexuals do not need marriage rights-they are not entitled to the same right as every citizen in this nation.
10. Homosexuality is not natural-just like synthetic fibers and processed food, and man-made objects in this country.
Link: To some ludacris stuff!!!
http://traditionalvalues.org/urban/
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That is one messed up site. It's amazing, the kind of nonsense people dig up to support their claims. What always gets me about these sites is how big and and in your face they are with the site graphics, but how little information they actually have. They make these big claims about how they can show that homosexuality is bad, but have almost no evidence to back it up.
"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything."
Friedrich Nietzsche
they never back up their arguements
Conformity is the jailer of freedom and the enemy of growth!~JFK
well that was intriguing
Wow... Everytime I see a website like that, a little part of me dies inside. Your satire was amusing... I wish that website were a satire. How can people honestly believe things like that?
that beleive that:
godhatesfags
Americans for Truth
Concerned Women of America
Traditional Values Coalition
those are the ones that have their beliefs all over their pages but there are many many many more. It is sad.
Conformity is the jailer of freedom and the enemy of growth!~JFK
...Wow... *sigh* Depressing