Do I want to foil Barack Obama's Presidential Election in Nov 2008? (From the lips of Hillary)

Green Underbelly's picture
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Well, no, obviously. I just want to give him a challenge. I desire nothing more than to pick him apart issue by issue. Especially on the issue of free trade (NAFTA), because although I think it excellent in theory, I don't support it these days. In fact the accusation that I ever dug such a policy is bonkers. I want to make sure the national media and thus, the American people think he's radical (Wright and Ayers). I want to make him into some sort of prophet dreamer (Hope).

I admit, there's something about the way I paused during when asked whether I support my companions bid for presidency. But there's nothing fishy. "We will certainly do whatever is necessary to make sure a Democrat is in the White House next January." Yes, my contender will beat Reverend McCain, but I will take the cake with more percentage points.

Not that I have better policies, but I will beat him better! Why? Because I will run the same sort of politics that Americans expect. That way, Americans won't mistake me for a new brand-- a new leader. Obama is a dying breed. That's why, according to restinpeace, "The Clinton's destroy there opponents, democrats or republicans. They will destroy Obama, win or lose. Watch."

So get ready: my fantastic experience is what makes me an excellent candidate. Being a woman and writing 'Clinton Dynasty' into the American history books is more important than standing up for progressive legislation (NCLBA, Iraqi Resolution, Patriot Act), running a clean campaign designed to bolster a populist message and administering policy from the ground up.

Together (Washington Insiders, Bill and I) will make sustainable decisions when party elites and others (Superdelegates) propel my bid at the convention.

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Your accurate representation of quoted material. It takes a will of steel to NOT edit someone else's bad grammar! I don't think I could have done it!

http://www.progressiveu.org/blog/ediblewoman

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Really? Did I make it that believable?

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