PARTS OF A DEAD ALIEN BODY FOUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ilovethemoviepenelope20's picture

Today in Huston, Texas a scientist by the name of Bob Schnider found body parts that they were unable to identify as any known animal. In fact, it did not fit the profile of any phylum, subphlum, order, etc. And there was evidence that the parts had been in outer space at one time. Along with the body parts were a few space rocks, or astriods. They were only about the size of a base balls. Only two out of the five body parts they have been able to identify. There was part of a brain and an eyeball. It was said that the alien had a much more advanced eyeball then that of a normal human being, or any creature on our planet. This is the most AMAZING thing that I have ever heard of in the news! It is so cool because they had found life on mars but the life was microscopic. This life, you can see with the naked eye. Imagine, what if there are more of these aliens? Would that not be just awsome! Anyways, Bob Schnider told reporters that none of this is true because it is april fools day. I would love to hear from you if you got fooled by this post. I try to do this all the time but it never seems to work. I hope you had a good day. I did except that I got fooled really good at like nine o'clock this morning.

Etaina's picture

It would be really cool if he DID.

It's kind of depressing to think that there's nothing else out there, aside from us. And isn't the belief that there COULDN'T be anything else somewhat narcissistic? Just a thought, not that you were talking about that or anything. =]

This is a fun change for pro-u, from what I've noticed.
Thanks for sharing and making me smile.

Jsaj's picture
Volunteer for the Progressive U Alumni Association

Ummm. Link please....

"Don't blame me. I voted for Kodos."
Homer Simpson

It was an april fools joke. I almost was fooled but i didn't believe that we actually found alien life. I believed that you believed it though :))

Jsaj's picture
Volunteer for the Progressive U Alumni Association

Dammit! :-(
I always forget about April Fools.
:-&

"Don't blame me. I voted for Kodos."
Homer Simpson

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