Ma'am, I know this is difficult for you, but do you recognize any of these panties?
Pair six, you say?
Can pair six please step forward?
Okay... so perhaps not quite how it is going to happen, but after reading the following article, thoughts of a panty filled police lineup went traipsing through my mind and gave me a serious case of the giggle.
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"FORT COLLINS, Colo. (AP) - Police are asking Colorado women a rather delicate question: Are these your panties? As part of an investigation into widespread underwear theft, police have invited women to view photos of about 1,300 undergarments stolen from laundry rooms near Colorado State University.
Chih Hsien Wu, 43, is suspected of stealing $6,000 worth of undergarments between Sept. 23 and May 18. He was arrested on suspicion of felony theft, and his bail was set Wednesday at $15,000. It was not known whether he had an attorney.
Police issued the invitation as part of an effort to see how many victims there are.
But they won't get to reclaim their undergarments - at least not yet. Police say that once the case is closed, the victims can reclaim their underwear - if they still want it back" http://davesdaily.com/outrss2.php?id=27674
I bet you saw a similar image didn't you? Could you imagine being the officer in charge on that case?! I'm not sure if I would laugh or cry were it me. Gives a whole new shade of meaning to Panty Police though, doesn't it?
I just hope, for their sakes, that the undies are clean. *shudder*
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Bizarre, who'd even be able to recognize their underwear? O.o
Ha ha... sucks for CSU students. I feel kinda bad for the police officer, especially if it's a guy. Then again, if he's young, he gets access to a lot of younger women...
~C
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that is a lot of panties!!
So it wasn't the dryer eating them...
Who would actually want to reclaim underwear that has been with some man for almost a year?
I certainly wouldn't. Just thinking about what he did with those panties.... he can keep them.
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