Boys make good pets!
Princess in training!
At least I can still smoke in my car
Caution, Blind Man Driving.
"Never think about the mistakes you made. Think about the mistakes you will make."
All trespassers will be shot on sight. All survivors will then be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Have a nice day!
"To learn to succeed, you must first learn to fail."-Michael Jordan
"No BLOOD no foul."
"Life's an Ocean, Sail It"
"We are going to rip off your testicles.......and slash your tires." - Nip
Best friends are the people that know all about and still put up with you!
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.
Half the people you know are below average.
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film!
42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.
All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
Love it!
Kristine Johnson
http://www.progressiveu.org/181343-who-are-you-yelling-at
"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. "
haha i like this one.
A few of those made me smile =)
Cool qoutes, they're funny and most are actually true!
very thought provoking quotes!!
Those were great. Even the insirpiring ones. I particularily enjoyed the one about statistics. I actually laughed out loud.
Boys make good pets!!! yes they do!
these are funny!
Then there's always, "Catch a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you've ruined a perfectly good business opportunity!"
Boys really do make good pets! They are really fun to play with! lol