Here's an idea! Why don't you invite all of the women you liked from other countries to come to the U.S?

Getting into the dating scene again is not fun. At least it doesn't look like fun. This is not me I'm talking about. I have a front row seat with popcorn! Although I poke fun at this it isn't a very funny matter. This year was a year of change and "the year of women."

Online dating seems like it is the only way to go now. When you are older meeting someone in the grocery store, or when you are out is not very likely. I find it great for people who can't find someone. It has it's ups and many downs.

You meet the perfect girl, yet she lives in Canada. The others live in Russia, Philipphines,California,Mexico, and every other place that is a billion miles away. There is not just one there are many "friends". Mr. Pimp daddy over here should just have a party and invite everyone from every country. Sadly this wouldn't work because they don't know about each other...

I figured I would have been ignored for someone local through a friend. Never for women who live across the ocean and miles away. Everyone needs there release from stress and I guess a hobbie. This is quite a strange hobby though. But I have joined in on this hobbie, and talked to someone of his women and they seem pretty nice. I always have to ask though what can't I say? Some people know others don't.

When I talk to these women I can't talk about my mom. DUH I know this.... Wait what do you mean? So I have to pretend that your divorced and say my mother has no contact with me? Well this is kind of true in a way. She is passed on so we have no contact and until death do us part! Might I say I hate lying. In all honesty though no one wants you if you are a widower. The women feel as though you will compare them to your wife.

I wish they knew my mom. How can you compare? There is definately NO one like her. She was crazy,spontanous and just a ball of 20 different personalities all at once. I see where I get this. Just find one you like there are many to choose from! I should be spiteful towards these women because they are replacements. For some odd reason I'm not. There is no doing some vodoo magic to bring my mom back and no one can replace how I feel about her so there is no problem.

I would like to have a conversation with you though. So dad what should I do for a career?....*silence*....*typing*...*typing*. *Laughing* "What are you laughing at?" "She is so funny." umm ok. Well we will talk about that another day I guess.

I am a strange person. I ask a question once I don't like repeating a question more than twice.

The opportunity is there though. Hmm she is blonde that is nice. Dad you don't get along with other blondes. Ok no dad put her back she is 28. She is 8 years older than me. C'mon now. You can customize what you want though. It just takes a single click. Not much rejection has to be put up with. Eww click. "Maybe he is just busy." Ok well keep thinking that. You can think whatever you want though online.

Infact the scary thing is you can be whoever you want online. You want to be 100 lbs ok. That slimming software works wonders. Hell you don't even have to worry about attachment either. Just click out of your offline messages or don't respond to an e-mail. Why don't you just fly all of them over? Seriously. None of them want to come here to get out of the country they are in. Noo. They all look like supermodels and those are really their pictures! Amazing I have never seen such beautiful women!

You want to be 30 again. Just put up an old picture on the free site! There are some ligitimate people out there though. I have seen them on "cam" they have seen me on "cam". One girl told me she wished she was me. I was thinking quit sucking up? Or why? Then I have to argue that they are prettier. They normally are, but still it is a pointless arguement. I just wanted to say hi not have an entire conversation with you all night.

I find this all to interesting I am just waiting for one to turn out to be a man. Then I will feel kind of bad but laugh histerically. I guess after being married 19 years, when your wife passes away it is hard to start over again.

Now dad why don't we talk about flying some of these women over? I mean hey I would get sometime with you while they are all fighting each other! Maybe I should make a banner and hire a plane, and it should say: " Women wanted any country"

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